Saturday, 20 September 2008

Farm Limericks

(Inspired by today's visit to Jimmy's Farm.)

I once met a sweet little pig,
Who looked so cute when trying to dig
But the problem I'd get,
(If said pig were my pet)
Is the fact he'd turn ugly and big.















There once lived a cow on the farm,
Who seemed to have plenty of charm
But when his praises were sung
He would stick out his tongue
Causing kids to leap back in alarm.

6 comments:

Mitchenstein said...

Did you perhaps write these yourself?

Katie said...

There once was a young man called John,
Who used to live here, but has gone
To a land far away
Still, you know what they say
'Out of sight, out of mind'- life goes on!

What do you think? ;)

Mitchenstein said...

I think that is really mean!

Mitchenstein said...
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Mitchenstein said...

I apologise about the deleted comment! Stupid computer...

And nothing rhymes with your stupid name...

Hang on! KATIE!!

Oh, no...

Katie said...

I didn't intend it to be mean, it sort of just turned out that way. You know I don't mean it really! ;)

If you put the emphasis on kayTEE rather than KAYtee, you'll find there are lots of things that rhyme with my name...

(And yes, I'm aware that my name is not really spelt like that!)

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