"I can blink with my eyes closed."
"I promise my lips will be as closed as a mouse."
"Mrs. Smith hurt me."
"Don't be silly. How?"
"By telling me off. She hurt my life."
"My mum is gonna name my baby brother Toby."
"Really?! My invisible friend is called Toby. He's a donkey."
"Why do they call the small chocolate bars 'fun size'? I think it would be more fun to eat a big one."
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HAHA. I'm sitting in the library, and actually laughed out loud at that 'She hurt my life' one!
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