Saturday 23 June 2007

Porn stars, WeeMees and other stories

This week hasn't been my favourite week. In fact, I'd probably rank it in the top 3 if there was a poll for 'Katie's Ultimate List of Unfavourite Weeks'. Nothing major has really happened, but after being at school for 14 hours on Monday for Parent's Evening, the rest of the week never really caught up. This post probably isn't going to be a very happy one, so I suggest you join the birthday celebrations over in John's blog if you're searching for a more lighthearted, upbeat view on things...

We had our Summer Ball last weekend, which came complete with the school's very own porn star mum! She was sitting on our table and was rather outrageous... the ball was massive yet people sitting right on the other side of the place were catching me when I walked past asking what they were missing out on. I won't go into details but will say that if somebody had said 'Right, there's one person out of these 300 people that makes a living as a porn star' I would have immediately pointed to her.

So then there was longest day in the world on Monday, I wasn't feeling very well all day Tuesday, and by Wednesday I was ready to make a tent out my duvet and hide in it for the rest of the week. On Thursday I met my new class, 18 little bright eyed Year 1 children, and it dawned on me that I had spent an entire year getting my kids to grow up and become independent, only for them to be taken away and replaced with a whole new bunch of 'I haven't got a pencil, can I go to the toilet...' children. And finally last night I went out and got branded on the arm by someone with a cigarette. He then helpfully pointed out that 'if it scars, you'll have a great story to tell your grandchildren about the old days, you know, when smoking was legal'. You can imagine my expression.

But something good did come out of this week. WeeMees, the miniature versions of yourself, are now free! And a very good waste of time should you have 102 reports to write in a week and a half (I don't think next week is going be the greatest week either). Here's mine:


I don't actually walk around dressed as WonderWoman, and I don't really have a dragon called Elliot, but other than that I think it's a pretty good likeness! I'm trying to cut down on chocolate at the moment, which could explain why I've been a bit grumpy in this post. The next one will be better, I promise!

3 more weeks til the summer holidays...

15 comments:

Mitchenstein said...

So what were the other two weeks in your top 3 'Katie's Ultimate List of Unfavourite Weeks'?

And you look scarily like your WeeMee... Like. it's scary.

RikiWright said...

Yes you may look like wonder woman but why a dragon? You're not welsh, do not have a part in Eragon or are you Saint George

Katie said...

No, but I do love 'Pete's Dragon'.

Which is why he's called Elliot.

Duh!

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