This week, we have had...Child 1- (opens mouth wide) Look, I've got my first cup of tea.
Me- What?
Child 1- Cuppa tea. Mum said. It hurts.
Me- Oh. Cavity.
Child 1- Yeh, that's it.
Child 2- I had such a big fever yesterday that my temperature was almost full up!
Child 3- Ahh I've lost my rubber. Mum is gonna kill me.
Child 4- (matter of factly) No. It's against the LAW.
Child 5- I'm so cold I've got duck spots.
Me- You mean goose pimples.
Child 5- No, duck spots.
And this is the best one:
Me- Does anybody know why we sweat when we get hot?
Child 6- Because when it gets really hot, a bit of your face melts.
It's quotes like these that make my job worthwhile...
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Nobody had commented on this post, including me, but I found it funny so I wanted to write something, but I didn't know what, but then I did anyway.
You're welcome.
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