Thursday 20 March 2008

Things I Should Not Have Done This Week

Ok, so that wasn't one of them- I found this when I was searching for a picture to put on here. Now that I have your attention...

Things I Should Not Have Done This Week:

1) Run over somebody's flowerbed with my car (not even somebody I didn't know, it belonged to a nice guy from our corps who had kindly agreed to host Youth Fellowship last week...)
2) Agreed to be Stage Manager. If I have to move one more flippin' tree... (and no, that shouldn't be my job- I'm somehow involved with the props as well! Such a mug.)
3) Started watching Desperate Housewives. Now I'm addicted. (Not good, especially when I have a million more important things to be doing.)
4) Stood in front of a fitness control freak at Body Combat. If she grabs my arm one more time just to inform me I'm high kicking with the wrong leg, there WILL be trouble.

5) Spelt 'aerial' wrong the top of every single Geography report. That wouldn't be so bad in itself, if I hadn't made exactly the same mistake this time last year. It prompted various Post-It notes from the headteacher, saying things like:

'I think you'll find this type of Ariel is a washing powder.'
'This Ariel was 'The Little Mermaid.''
'This Ariel was, in fact, in 'The Tempest.''

You get the idea.

6) Parked my car under the trees at work. My car now looks as though it's trying to camouflage itself amongst a herd of zebras. Stupid birds.

7) Eaten two of the (rather large) Easter eggs I'd bought for the children in my class. Seriously, what is wrong with me?!

8) Watched a video clip entitled 'World's Worst Mouse Plague'. It led to me having nightmares about mice in my room/at work/in the kitchen for three nights in a row. I think it's given me Musophobia. (If you're feeling brave, the video can be found here. But don't say I didn't warn you...)

Ah, hindsight is a wonderful thing.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great Blog

And yes you should have done the flower bed thing cause it was very very very funny!

Katie said...

I just thought- I saw him last night and didn't even think to mention the hit-and-run flowerbed incident... (I didn't realise til Ben rang Rich that I'd even done it! And we were well on our way by then. Otherwise we would have stopped, obviously...)

I am an awful person.

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I agree, this post is likeable. Not great, but likeable.

Congratulations!

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Graeme said...

Well, if it's any consolation I once also ran over something in the car, it just happened to be my mum, that's all! Anyhow, she's still alive and I'm still in the will, as far as I'm aware!!

Katie said...

I'm not really sure how to respond to that comment! ;)

Anyone else have any confessions they'd like to share?

Timmy Magic said...

I ran over a pigeon on my police bie last week!

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